What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 08:07
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Marin health officer urges quick COVID vaccination - Marin Independent Journal
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
James Hagens’ Islanders homecoming is no longer just a pipe dream - New York Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
How do you get a girl to like you?
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Trump Media Gets Closer to Truth Social Bitcoin ETF Debut With SEC Filing - Decrypt
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..